Gary Rinsem

Election Over
November 2020

"In politics, an absurdity is not an impediment."

Money, get back I'm all right, Jack, keep your hands off my stack

  • Money

Trump is the only politician,
to best Evan Mecham!
The "pickaninny" king!

What would Freud say?
Talk gay and Trump thinks,
really long putters!

Fertile ground indeed.
My pick 'O the litter
15 priceless quotes!


1) On Global Warming

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

(OK Doofus, try explaining THAT!)

2) On Mexico

"They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

(Hey Bozo, have many Mexican friends?)

3) On Breast feeding

"You're disgusting."

(Feeding a baby is... WHAT?)

4) On Border Control

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

(Oh my, people voted for him, even after this!)

5) On Fighting Terrorism

"If you look at Saddam Hussein, he killed terrorists. I'm not saying he was an angel, but this guy killed terrorists."

(You idiot. Hussein killed everybody.)

6) On The Presidency

"I loved my previous life. I had so many things going. This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."

(You're too dumb to know you'd have to work as president? The nation needs you to go back to that previous life.)

7) On Egos

"Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big loser."

(Too funny and too telling.)

8) On Family

"She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

(Look her in the eye, in a creepy voice whisper "Who's yer daddy?")

9) On Romance

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

(His head is really really messed up!)

10) On Fighting Terrorism

"When you see the other side chopping off heads, waterboarding doesn't sound very severe."

(Yep, puts Evan Mecham to shame, yet again.)

11) On Health Care

"The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA-infected people back. People that go to far away places to help out are great - but must suffer the consequences!"

(Can't be real and yet it is.)

12) On Domestic Policy

"I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."

(LITERALLY? As if the sentiment isn't bad enough on it's own.)

13) On Immigration

"We're rounding 'em up in a very humane way, in a very nice way. And they're going to be happy because they want to be legalized. And, by the way, I know it doesn't sound nice. But not everything is nice."

(Imagines that people will like being rounded up, children taken away, so they can all be put in warehouses under subhuman conditions. And people voted for him.)

14) On Syrian Refugees

"What I won't do is take in two hundred thousand Syrians who could be ISIS... I have been watching this migration. And I see the people. I mean, they're men. They're mostly men, and they're strong men. These are physically young, strong men. They look like prime-time soldiers. Now it's probably not true, but where are the women?... So, you ask two things. Number one, why aren't they fighting for their country? And number two, I don't want these people coming over here."

(See #2 and #13.)

15) On Gay Marriage

"It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."

(You eventually attack and lie about anyone who's dumb enough to talk to you. Are you so delusional that you think some of them are your friends? What does Freud say? Asked about a gay topic and you immediately talk about "really long putters.")

fades to silence
the election ends
a nation saves itself
the new guy's no prize
but at least he's not
the booby prize

Wikipedia defines:

Booby prize

"A booby prize is a joke prize usually given in recognition of a terrible performance or last-place finish. A person who finishes last, for example, may receive a booby prize such as a worthless coin. Booby prizes are sometimes jokingly coveted as an object of pride."

No doubt, there are millions who covet their Trump booby prize. Amazing and amusing, they don't do it jokingly!

This was fun, but it's over now
(quad entendre intended)


WOW! I thought Nixon's final days would never be eclipsed. Silly me. How was I so foolish that I thought it was over? The Baboonery has escalated beyond anyone's possible predictions, far beyond anyone's possible imaginings. It is WONDERFUL, but not in the usual meaning of the word. This wonderful makes a person full of wonder over the insane TwoDigitery taking place. Actions of the head TwoDigit are beyond outrageous. Actions of his Moron Minions are exactly as expected.

Trump was a favorite Buffoon of jokes for the late night talk show hosts in the 1980s, so why should 2021 be different? To the end and beyond, TwoDigits will mindlessly follow all who speak the right hate.


It's been years, close to five of them since Two Digits put the Maroon Buffoon in the spotlight. As I watched today's impeachment vote I was thinking of Marvin The Martian's favorite words "Oh Goody" whenever something odd occurred. To all of the Buffoon's two digits I can only say thank you.

Two days ago I thought Nixon's last days were eclipsed. Now those days of eclipse have been eclipsed. Has any other presidential pretender been impeached twice? Certainly never in the last week of a miserably failed term. I imagine Marvin the Martian as a two digit Buffoon supporter, speaking his other famous words... "I'm very angry!"