Favorite Quotes (A Pinch Of Salt) by Gary Rinsem 1995 Often Updated For 25 Years
Peppermint Twist
"I didn't know just what to do, and so I whispered I love you. And she said that she loved me too, and then I kissed her." The Beach Boys 70s TV commercial:
Kalaka, ancient Babylonian for carpool.
Specious Reasoning:
Correlation does not imply causation.
Albert Einstein:
Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. Woody Allen:
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Jiddu Krishnamurti:
Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay. Opening lyrics of "Suicide is painless:" (the Mash theme song)
Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please Ellen DeGeneres:
Procrastinate now, don't put it off. First Fourth:
I promise, you'll still be my masturbation fantasy when I'm an old, old lady. Vincent van Gogh:
Normality is a paved road, it’s comfortable to walk but no flowers grow.
(who's ear is this?) Mr. Wizard:
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome Time for this one to come home
Be just what you is Not what you is not
Folks what do this Has the happiest lot All time favorite bumper sticker:
Rebecca Solnit:
Optimism assumes that all will go well without our effort; pessimism assumes it’s all irredeemable; both let us stay home and do nothing. An introduction to new friends:
Judy: Gary marches to the beat of his own drum.
Me: It's a tuba. Mahatma Gandhi:
Be the change that you wish to see in the world. Barack Obama:
We are the change that we seek. Abraham Lincoln:
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. Married With Children:
Jefferson: Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas in the tank of a car you've already wrecked.
Al Bundy: Mine pulls into self service. Oscar Wilde:
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.
Seems he was describing the reason men want to look at women's boobs, it's not allowed. Clearly a "monstrous law." Donald Trump:
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
(people voted for him, AFTER THIS TWEET!) Strawberry Alarm Clock:
Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Incense And Peppermint
Buffalo Springfield:
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
For What It's Worth
Pink Floyd:
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
Another Brick In The Wall
Bob Dylan:
And the Negro's name Is used, it is plain For the politician's gain As he rises to fame Barry McGuire:
